do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
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it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
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Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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