My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
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Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
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I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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