the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
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These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
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Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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