I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
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i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
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For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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