when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
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She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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