Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
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I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
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I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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