508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
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Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
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My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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