This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
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you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
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You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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