So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
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Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
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Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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