ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
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Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
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Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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