why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
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My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
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I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
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