Can i not drive my cunt home
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
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In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
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I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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