just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
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On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
How external is "for external use only"?
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
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Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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