They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
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We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
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If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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