Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
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So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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