you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
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Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
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Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
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