Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
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I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
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it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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