i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I have aggressive nipples.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I think i got beer on your cat.
Randomize