no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
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my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
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My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I don't want my vagina anymore.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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