i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
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Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
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Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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