I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
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Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
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Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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