is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
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I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
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the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
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