I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
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HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
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She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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