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I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
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Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
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We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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