Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
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his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
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You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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