There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
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officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
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bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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