how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
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I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
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Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
How external is "for external use only"?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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