: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
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Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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