Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
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bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
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it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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