I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
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you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
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It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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