Have you finally orgasmed yet?
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
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I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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