is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
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how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
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Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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