is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
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If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
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If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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