i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
she told me i tasted like america
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
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Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
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You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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