I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
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2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
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There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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