hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
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I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
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You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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