I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
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He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
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Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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