This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
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It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
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Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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