I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
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Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
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He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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