Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
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I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
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What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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