and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
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His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
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It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Drunk is not a location!
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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