Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
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What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
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For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
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