Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
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I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
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i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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