she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
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This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
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He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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