I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
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This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
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I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I have post one night stand depression
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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