actually, I'm a sock model
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
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I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
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Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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