the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
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her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
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He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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