Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
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I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
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I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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