no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
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If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
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seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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