dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
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We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
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That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
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